There is an alpaca farm nearby, so I called on them first to find Alpaca yarn for my Something Soft and Kitten Gray. They didn't have the shade I wanted, so a quick etsy search found me these skeins!
I can hardly wait until they arrive in the mail. I plan on knitting myself a scarf on obnoxiously large needles. If that yields undesired results, I'll resort to my usual number 8's for scarves.